LOOOsin MAAA REEELLUHUHHNN

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER! IN A ROBE! WITH A CENSER!


AND I'M CHANTING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!!


You think this is bad? Someone here bought a WHOLE CD OF THIS SHIT. No prizes for guessing. Answers on a self-addressed envelope.

Dongs Without Borders

I wonder if the designer modeled it after his own? If he did, I'd advise him to get it looked at. I'm fairly sure that lurid purple bands and green flecks aren't normal.

Now for more international dong news. North Korea's missiles are named the Nodong and Taepodong. Taepodong apparently means "great cannon". Hehe.

They're poised to launch all-out nuclear fuckery on the imperialist American dogs if the news report from Fox is to be believed.



Below is a showcase of all the dongs Kim Jong-Il has at his disposal set to a rousing ego (but not height)-inflating song!

The Best Animal Songs

Here's an old favorite of mine...


Llamas are pretty good too.


But It appears Obamas are the best.


Please tell me you stopped watching the last video after 1 minute

Wtf...