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Friday, April 10, 2009

Cyclepath

How to conduct your life in ten easy lessons, if you want your life to be a meaningless, affluent one involving regular murder, cannibalism and torture that is.

1. Have a daily routine
2. Understand 80s pop music, like Huey Lewis and the News
3.Carry a business card
4-10. Murder women and confess it

I'll have the decapitated latte and stray cat,please.