The Best of Van Damme

If you haven't seen Van Damme do a split on two trucks yet...



I know. I know.

But to really understand the man... to really know his greatness... you have to look to the past.

Videos that have carefully chronicled Van Damme's greatness and groinal elasticity.

His top ten... only because top 100 would break the Internet.


A musical montage


How about some Van Damme mortal combat?


The best thing to come out of Belgium since waffles.

No Retreat, No Surrender!

Look what I found! Another 80's gem.

NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER also known as KARATE TIGER

Jean Claude Van Damme as the bad guy, and not overacting for once? Precious!


Visited by the ghost of Bruce Lee? Demonstrating exposition through didactic metaphors? Check that awesome box now!

Incidentally I used to own a copy of that Bruce Lee book the kid is reading before he falls asleep.

I'm not sure if Bruce Lee would recommend all parts of this training... Especially at 0:40.


Ah the 80's ...the wtf decade.

They never get Guile right.

The latest attempt at redoing Street Fighter as a movie, probably hoping to ride on the release of the new SF4 game (how times have changed) looks pretty stupid from the trailer. Sure Kristin Kruek...Kreuk...whatever is cute if you like that vulnerable doe eyed unexercised type of woman. But the problem is Chun Li is not like that! She's a kick ass interpol cop who fights with flying men who burst out power flames while shouting inexplicable exclamaitions!

Somehow, when video game characters hit the big screen...so much just gets lost in translation. They never really got Guile (The American Marine) right either. Check it out.

Jean Claude Van Damme's Guile

Where did the American part of Guile go?

Jacky Cheung's Guile

Sob