There is no doubt that we here at WTF are big fans of Nicolas Cage. He is a one man showreel of wtf moments, and the world continues to be a better place for it.
His latest movie looks to be about as awesome as he will ever get, this late in his career.
As one commenter on youtube so succinctly put:
"This entire movie was improvised. All they did was just record and (sic) average day of Nick Cage"
GENIUS.
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Sorry for the Long (No) Post: Here's the hottest math teacher in the world: Oksana Neveselaya
To our 1 follower, sorry you've had to wait for so long for our curated madness. To thank you, here's a video of the hottest math teacher in the world, plus some hilarious commentary by an UK based youtuber, MaximBady.
"People keep asking me if I'm back... well, I'm thinking I'm BACKKK"
"People keep asking me if I'm back... well, I'm thinking I'm BACKKK"
Friday, March 14, 2014
Jimmy Kimmel's Best Celebrity-filled Sketches
For some reason, Jimmy Kimmel occupies a seat of power coveted by all average looking chubby funny guys. His ability to command hollywood celebrities to act in the stupidest skits is unparalleled in modern day television. Not only does he do these skits ridiculously often, the sheer number of A-list stars he can pack in to one otherwise lacklustre joke is mind-shattering.
Below are some of our favorite Celeb packed Jimmy Kimmel outings that we've selected for your reviewing pleasure.
1. I'm Fucking Ben Affleck
Not only Hollywood A-list, but is that Huey Lewis, Macy Gray and Meat Loaf? Whoever's putting these lists of celebs to call, we salute you. And gay Harrison Ford...
2. The Hottie Body Hump Club and The Jimmy K Diet
"Lets get some of the hottest women in Hollywood to make fake fitness infommercials!" was said, and nobody would have thought it possible.
3. Handsome Men's Club
Who knew Sting had comedy chops? Or that Ted Danson would be considered handsome? Or that guy from The Office for that matter.
4. Movie The Movie
Arguably the most well-known, and certainly the most viewed of his Celebapalooza sketches, it also spawned a sequel, that we don't like as much, but you can still find it here.
What will they come up with next.
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
The Best of Van Damme
If you haven't seen Van Damme do a split on two trucks yet...
I know. I know.
But to really understand the man... to really know his greatness... you have to look to the past.
Videos that have carefully chronicled Van Damme's greatness and groinal elasticity.
His top ten... only because top 100 would break the Internet.
A musical montage
How about some Van Damme mortal combat?
The best thing to come out of Belgium since waffles.
I know. I know.
But to really understand the man... to really know his greatness... you have to look to the past.
Videos that have carefully chronicled Van Damme's greatness and groinal elasticity.
His top ten... only because top 100 would break the Internet.
A musical montage
How about some Van Damme mortal combat?
The best thing to come out of Belgium since waffles.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
The best Batman Parodies... so far.
With Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy at an end, there isn't much of Batman to look forward to in the movies for now.
So here are WTF's recommendations of the best Batman Parodies, to keep our beloved growly caped crusader alive in our memories - before Ben Affleck and Zack Snyder destroy the franchise once again.
1. Badman
Badman is not only the most popular batman parody, but by now it has enough material to make a full-length feature. Here are some of our favorite episodes.
Badman and Superman
Badman can't stop thinking about sex.
2. The Interrogation Scene Spoof
One of the first and most endearing parodies to point out the problem with Batman's communication skills.
3. Batman in Classic Movies
Self-explanatory. Especially funny for Movie Buffs.
4. Bane Outtakes
Sometimes the funniest things are what you hear, not what you see. This Auralnauts redub of Bane's scenes make for fall over funny.
Any funny parodies to recommend? Leave them in the comments below!
Til next time!
So here are WTF's recommendations of the best Batman Parodies, to keep our beloved growly caped crusader alive in our memories - before Ben Affleck and Zack Snyder destroy the franchise once again.
1. Badman
Badman is not only the most popular batman parody, but by now it has enough material to make a full-length feature. Here are some of our favorite episodes.
Badman and Superman
Badman can't stop thinking about sex.
2. The Interrogation Scene Spoof
One of the first and most endearing parodies to point out the problem with Batman's communication skills.
3. Batman in Classic Movies
Self-explanatory. Especially funny for Movie Buffs.
4. Bane Outtakes
Sometimes the funniest things are what you hear, not what you see. This Auralnauts redub of Bane's scenes make for fall over funny.
Any funny parodies to recommend? Leave them in the comments below!
Til next time!
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Special Forces Undercover Agent suffers PTSD Freakout
In a video that has gone viral in Singapore recently, a man claiming to be a member of the elite "Commando Counter Terrorist Special Operations Forces Plain Clothes Unit" is seen shouting and screaming profanities in the public library.
Furiously berating an unseen citizen, the man was upset over his belongings being molested. His subsequent overreaction was caught on video by a neighboring library-goer. See the video here.
Netizens and official media have been quick to dismiss his claims of being an elite military undercover agent, or "暗牌“ as he puts it, as complete rubbish; the army released a statement online officially denying any links to this man.
However, it is the opinion of this writer that he is not only what he claims to be, but an operative of the highest level. Here's why -
Anyone who's watched the Mission Impossible series will know, that if an agent is discovered, the government will disavow any relation to the agent, going so far as to completely deny their existence. It is the code of all black-ops: complete deniability.
Within the day of the video going viral, the SAF released a statement denying the man's involvement with them, going so far as to claim that he has no NS liability.
First of all, when has the SAF been so efficient to do ANYTHING?
Secondly, no NS liability? In a country where almost all male citizens serve NS?
There are clear signs of a cover-up here. The very ferocity of the Army's disowning of this man is an obvious indication of how important his undercover role must have been. Too important to ignore, unlike the appeals of NS-men trying to defer their reservist duties for important life events.
What do you expect of a special forces chap? Bulging muscles? Eloquent wit? Piercing gaze? I bet you think that ninjas walked around during the day wearing a bandana with NINJA written on it.
No.
The true sign of an elite undercover agent is that he looks absolutely NOTHING like an operative. The man has clearly spent a lifetime honing his appearance - eating 20 cheeseburgers a day to appear obese and seemingly unable to take a breath without sweating - sacrificing his erstwhile fighting-fit physique for that of a fat uncultured pig... all for the sake of his cover.
Normal undercover agents will only ever get to the stage where they blend in seamlessly into a crowd.
It is a testament to the man's amazing skill that he has managed to alter his appearance so sublimely, that it HURTS to even LOOK at him.
Bravo I say, Bravo.
Look into his eyes. His crazy eyes.
And tell me you don't see PTSD. Undercover agents are usually cycled out of their cover after a few years, as the stress of maintaining the facade for too long could lead to a potentially fatal discovery by enemy forces.
This man has clearly been an undercover agent for a long time. Far too long. His eyes speak of the horrors he has witnessed... cake buffets with the Taliban. Ice Cream parties with Al-Qaeda. All night maple syrup binges with the Lashkar-E-Taiba.
The horror. The horror.
And yet after all his years of dedication, our government tosses him aside like a used sanitary pad (winged-type) at the first sign of his mental instability?
Shame on you SAF. Shame on you Singapore.
The first rule about fat club, is you never talk about the fat club.
So by revealing that he is an undercover agent, he can't actually be one right?
WRONG.
It's a double bluff. The genius in this is that because he says he's an undercover agent knowing that WE know an undercover agent would never reveal himself by shouting "I'M AN UNDERCOVER AGENT" in the middle of a library (where everyone is MOST likely to pay attention) thus making us think that he is just some fat moron when the TRUTH is that he actually IS a Commando Counter Terrorist Special Operations Forces Plain Clothes Unit operative.
Because sometimes, the best lie... is the truth.
So I implore you, find it in your hearts to pity this man, who has sacrificed his life and health and fashion sense in order to keep the world safe from terrorists and vegetables.
I salute you, Ampai. (Undercover)
Semper Fat.
“Sorry, I am Undercover."
Furiously berating an unseen citizen, the man was upset over his belongings being molested. His subsequent overreaction was caught on video by a neighboring library-goer. See the video here.
Netizens and official media have been quick to dismiss his claims of being an elite military undercover agent, or "暗牌“ as he puts it, as complete rubbish; the army released a statement online officially denying any links to this man.
However, it is the opinion of this writer that he is not only what he claims to be, but an operative of the highest level. Here's why -
1. Official lightning-quick denial from SAF
Anyone who's watched the Mission Impossible series will know, that if an agent is discovered, the government will disavow any relation to the agent, going so far as to completely deny their existence. It is the code of all black-ops: complete deniability.
Within the day of the video going viral, the SAF released a statement denying the man's involvement with them, going so far as to claim that he has no NS liability.
First of all, when has the SAF been so efficient to do ANYTHING?
Secondly, no NS liability? In a country where almost all male citizens serve NS?
There are clear signs of a cover-up here. The very ferocity of the Army's disowning of this man is an obvious indication of how important his undercover role must have been. Too important to ignore, unlike the appeals of NS-men trying to defer their reservist duties for important life events.
2. A perfect disguise
What do you expect of a special forces chap? Bulging muscles? Eloquent wit? Piercing gaze? I bet you think that ninjas walked around during the day wearing a bandana with NINJA written on it.
This is an actual Movie.
No.
The true sign of an elite undercover agent is that he looks absolutely NOTHING like an operative. The man has clearly spent a lifetime honing his appearance - eating 20 cheeseburgers a day to appear obese and seemingly unable to take a breath without sweating - sacrificing his erstwhile fighting-fit physique for that of a fat uncultured pig... all for the sake of his cover.
Normal undercover agents will only ever get to the stage where they blend in seamlessly into a crowd.
It is a testament to the man's amazing skill that he has managed to alter his appearance so sublimely, that it HURTS to even LOOK at him.
Bravo I say, Bravo.
3. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Look into his eyes. His crazy eyes.
Look at them.
And tell me you don't see PTSD. Undercover agents are usually cycled out of their cover after a few years, as the stress of maintaining the facade for too long could lead to a potentially fatal discovery by enemy forces.
This man has clearly been an undercover agent for a long time. Far too long. His eyes speak of the horrors he has witnessed... cake buffets with the Taliban. Ice Cream parties with Al-Qaeda. All night maple syrup binges with the Lashkar-E-Taiba.
The horror. The horror.
And yet after all his years of dedication, our government tosses him aside like a used sanitary pad (winged-type) at the first sign of his mental instability?
Shame on you SAF. Shame on you Singapore.
4. Because he says so.
The first rule about fat club, is you never talk about the fat club.
So by revealing that he is an undercover agent, he can't actually be one right?
WRONG.
It's a double bluff. The genius in this is that because he says he's an undercover agent knowing that WE know an undercover agent would never reveal himself by shouting "I'M AN UNDERCOVER AGENT" in the middle of a library (where everyone is MOST likely to pay attention) thus making us think that he is just some fat moron when the TRUTH is that he actually IS a Commando Counter Terrorist Special Operations Forces Plain Clothes Unit operative.
Because sometimes, the best lie... is the truth.
So I implore you, find it in your hearts to pity this man, who has sacrificed his life and health and fashion sense in order to keep the world safe from terrorists and vegetables.
I salute you, Ampai. (Undercover)
Semper Fat.
Monday, October 7, 2013
Damien Walters is some kind of freak
This guy is Damien Walters.
He is a freak. A mutation of the super-ninja gene. Or it could be his aerodynamically bald head. Either way... he is extraordinary.
Wings optional, balls required.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Leningrad Cowboys
Ever seen a Finnish band sing English pop songs with the Red Russian Army Choir with dutch maid dancers?
Well, now you will have. Click here.
Well, now you will have. Click here.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
How Batman found his Voice
500th post! Thanks for coming over all the time to waste your time. There's hardly any lousy situation you can't laugh your way out of.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
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