How to Dance to an Outdoor Rave

A brilliant case of Video is not Related

Game Fail...

Surra De Bunda ... the new Brazilian dance... with easy steps for guys!

I'm starting to wonder whether Brazilians can differentiate dancing from what is clearly face rape




The bad kind

Power Ass Hump

Fire the Ho' Canon!

Mountain Song Madness

I can't really appreciate this kind of music...because I'm laughing too hard

An old favorite...

Any youtube video with girls is worth watching...but this is a classic

Iron man dances like a girl

RIP Patrick Stacey

The eighties knew how to put dancing in a movie.

Make all the girls dance like strippers.

Put them in nurse uniforms



The eighties win

The First Post of 2010!

Hey guys... sorry for the long layoff. I was a little burnt out, so much that I was dreaming of being Secret Santa.

Anyways, here's one of my own to start the New Year off.

Glad to be back!

If only the real Star Wars was this entertaining

I've always thought Star Wars was over hyped...but this changed my mind and heart completely.



The full dance competition is here



RIP Jacko

An old favorite

Not sure if everyone's watched these before...a whole lifetime jokes compacted into a few minutes



What Optimus prime does on his off days


Talking about cross genre industry spanning amalgamation brings me to an old favorite...


Nothing really matters...but MEEEE

The sexiest Single Ladies dance ever!

Whoa


I think in this case, the chorus functions as a precautionary, kind of like an air raid siren.

Okay okay wash your eyes out so you can enjoy...

The theory of WTF Taichi... an equal amount of "mmmm" for any amount of "Bwooark!"

Break Dancing

I've always wanted to breakdance, so much that while when I was in the army I took all the surplus cardboard boxes, intending to pad the floor so I could practice. 

Ironically, the folded cardboard boxes ended up as padding between my paper thin mattress and my steel-wire bed frame, keeping my break dancing aspirations to the dreams from whence they came.

But now, as I ponder the literal implications of this particular dance genre, perhaps it was all for the best. 

Break dancing magic show with great disappearing act!

Whoops... awkward!

I think they were looking for "So you think you can break the floor with your face?"

and ended up in the wrong queue.

Either way... wtf!

Generation WTF

I'm convinced growing up in the 80s must've twisted the minds of all those who were kids then. MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, huge hairdos, shoulder pads..the list goes on. We had great music from the 80s too, and you won't find any of it here.

Okay the song is good, but you're kidding yourself if you think any other band of the 80s can beat Europe frontman Joey Tempest's "hands-in-my-pockets-while-giving-you-a-meaningful-stare" dance from Carrie

CAAAARRRY!

Of course my childhood response to this was: Carry! Caaaaaa-ry! Carry what?

And when all else fails, just do a montage of setting up the stage, lighter salutes, more big hair and sweeping helicopter shots. And the "swing-from-side-to-side-while-playing-galloping-triplet" dance.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
No, I've yet to figure out why "We're heading for Venus" because there's sweet fuck all to do there. Also, we've wasted another ten minutes of your life. When you die and your life flashes before you, hopefully some of it will be this.