Halloween Slut Attack

Geez...

Punking Bikini girls is fun!

I could watch this forever and forever





And ever and ever. There are another 3 parts of the exact same thing... check them out on youtube!

Woman at Bus stop is attacked by Ninja

Come on, I know you said it... What the F-

Out of Point

Pointless Video of a girl with a panda

The only thing wrong with Japan is that it is too awesome

Awesome, just... awesome

Sexy Trek!

I think there is a real pornographic Star Trek spoof called Sex Trek

Japan is Pervert Wonderland

I want to be a Japanese celebrity OMG

Hokkien Jokes series

Sorry to alienate our completely Hokkien Illiterate friends, so here's a clip of pointless seduction to make up for it (sorry girls).



Seriously where is all the wind coming from? Damn you Cory Yuen for failing to suspend my disbelief!

Had you had sex while parachuting?

Well, now you know how!



Uh I think my brain just fell down in my skull

Failed Bond Girl Auditions

Olivia Munn shows us that there is such a thing as too much sex.

Girls walking around looking hot

Where is this paradise where scantily clad women roam the streets eagerly being filmed by a person who is arguably definable as a bored pervert? I WANT TO GO THERE. Wait for the underwear flash...or should I say, lack of underwear :O

Beauty on the Streets

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The tallest Japanese AV star

Ah Japan the land of lurid dreams come true...all 180cm of it



How about 3?


So it is true...there is a heaven for shorter men

No news like nude news

There is truly no better news than good news, and no good news like the nude news.





And because I'm an equal opportunity kinda guy

I hope this isn't a re-post...but naked news is worth posting twice!

The best 80's Hong Kong Actresses!

Ah the life of a screen siren, with a shelf-life roughly shorter than a candle made out of petrol soaked human fat, these women who tickled the fancies of so many adolescent males are soon forgotten, left only to marry well or else languish in horrible soft porn.

This is my personal tribute to my favorite Hong Kong actresses, who I hope are living well in their middle-age years.

She's probably doing okay, being Jet Li's wife and all.

I don't covet her for fear of Kung Fu retribution.

Amy Yip used to be the benchmark for big boobs in my youth.


As Loretta used to be the benchmark for slut


My all time favorite dream girl really


AND HERE'S 6 WHOLE MINUTES OF HER BEING SEXY


RAWWWRRR

The sexiest Single Ladies dance ever!

Whoa


I think in this case, the chorus functions as a precautionary, kind of like an air raid siren.

Okay okay wash your eyes out so you can enjoy...

The theory of WTF Taichi... an equal amount of "mmmm" for any amount of "Bwooark!"

America the great.

This is America.



And just in case you think I'm being sexist



Remember to wash your eyes afterward.

What. The. Fuck?