WTF Am I Watching?: November 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Lawnmower man

The ridiculous name aside, the one thing that was even harder to comprehend than the name was the sex scene in the film.

Yes, the following clip is supposed to be a sex scene. But not just ANY sex scene, a CYBERSEX SCENE.

MMORPG nerds and geeks of the world rejoice!

And in case you were wondering, the guy is called the Lawnmower man because he was a gardener that mowed lawns. He was also semi-retarded.

But the original story that the movie is based on is FULLY retarded! Straight off wikipedia (which is the closest thing in the world to omniscience):

"The plot of Stephen King's 1975 short story "The Lawnmower Man" concerns Harold Parkette, who hires "Pastoral Greenery and Outdoor Services Inc." to cut his lawn. The serviceman who arrives to do the job has a lawnmower that mows the lawn by itself while he crawls, naked, behind the mower, eating the grass. The serviceman himself is actually a satyr who worships the Greek god Pan. When Parkette tries to call the police, the mower and its owner turn on him violently."

Friday, November 20, 2009

This is what ANTM is like to me

America's next top model streamlined to its essential qualities

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Addicted to Kittens...on the web!

Another "The Key of Awesome" Song for Metallica lovers.

*Note for viewers who see the embedded player cut in half, please double click on the video, and you will be redirected to the original youtube video.