Annoying Orange

So annoying...

Mario oh Mario

All Italians are horny bastards, and pixelated heroes are no different...now we all know why Mario wanted to rescue the princess.

I realized I can't actually embed it, so click on this link instead.

Lets talk about...Cruise

Is Tom Cruise the best ultra rich Celebrity actor to make fun of or what?

Uh oh hot dog!

Two of my loves...Anna Faris and Madtv!



And you know where to go for prophetic visions of the fuuttuurreee

Geddan baby

I love memes, be it Lolcatz, Dramatic Prairie Dog or Imaletyoufinish. But what I have quite a thing for is...Geddan!

This is what it is...


This is what some have done





Well...this is my tribute



Wadafuh

Catch Marshmallows with your mouth

If I had all the time in the world

If I didn't have a shitty job

If I didn't have to do what people told me

If I didn't have to be nice and responsible

I'd do this kind of thing all day.



If I could think of it

Quit...smoking...

I've been trying to quit smoking with limited success.

But the old habit does claw at me whenever I'm a little stressed, or just wandering around feeling a bit down or lonely - even though I know smoking wouldn't really help me anyway, whether chemically or physically.

So I thought, hey, why isn't there a pop song about quitting smoking?

Well, now there is.

Its completely original.

Well, mostly.



Okay, not really. But I made up the lyrics!

Heylo heylo

Lo hey! I'm sure you've lo heyed a bunch of times by now.
For those who don't know, Lo hey basically is a custom that some chinese have on Chinese New Years.

We cut a bunch of vegetables up into strips, put salmon and olive oil and plum sauce on it (at this point its called Fish Raw ((Yu Sheng))). Then we come together mix the crap out of it with chopsticks, making sure we fling it up as high as possible.

Then we eat the gory remains of the mess we've made.

And it tastes fantastic!

Anyway, here's a short film I did many years ago, I hope you'll lend me your support by at least watching it once...

Peace and may the Chinese New Year festivities continue to bless you with great fortune!

Happy Chinese New Year!

Hello everyone, happy happy Chinese New Year!

I hope you all leap onto wealth and fortune like a tiger tears apart and guzzles down his prey!

Uh.

Anyway, here I am! Check it out. Its kind of a WTFamIwatching Original!



Lots of fortune!

Catchphrase Academy

You can't be a cop, if you can't turn a...phrase.



So punny

Dust in the Wind

Kansas is one of my favorite bands, which probably makes me quite "special" as far as my age/social group is concerned.



Can you blame me?

Messed up Bible Stories

I found this quite funny...

David Caruso Rocks

Have you ever watched CSI:Miami? If you haven't, this is the reason you should.



A comedy tribute



Jim Carrey likes it too

Awesome pool trick shots

I'm hopeless at ball games so these really boggle ma mind





So cool it hurts

Avatar in 20 seconds

I haven't watched the movie...but I'm told this is quite accurate.

Vomitorium

Universally retarded, across all languages, races, and religions.

The dancing... oh my fucking god the dancing...

Karate Hand Man

Super cool!

I felt that in my stomach

Ouch



What was he trying to do really?



Cat wins!