FURRY DRIFTO

Empowerment

An instructional video on how to get your way with dignity and without having to resort to lying on the ground kicking, screaming and crying.

Ordaaaah, Ordaaaaah!!

When I was a student, I used to watch the Australian Parliament sessions on TV late at night. My housemates thought I'd gone mad but trust me reality TV has nothing on these people.







In this sort-of unrelated clip watch as John Howard tries and fails miserably to stall for time. Seriously, how stupid do you think the journalist is?

Who ordered the bodymassage?

Let's launch over it!

Slicing 'N Dicing with Occam's Razor

This particular Chinese lady shows us a real-life application of Occam's Razor.

Problem: I parked illegally and I'm about to get towed.
Solution: I ignore the tow truck and drive off.

Vomitus Maximus

This video made me vomit a little, and swallow it back.

It needs no further description.



If I made you vomit too...

Yatta.

Politicola

Coca-Cola, for many years like McDonalds have been the standard bearers of Western imperalist expansion throughout the known world. Similar to what the Crusades did only now they bring oh-so-tasty soft drinks and hamburgers instead of death by the sword and burnings at the stake.

As always, there is a ray of hope for those huddled masses who yearn to drink a cola that's not purveyed by by people whose regimes march mercenaries willy nilly into other people's countries and claim it in the name of democracy.

And it is to Mecca-Cola, Qibla Cola and Zam Zam Cola that the responsibility of liberating the tastebuds of the world falls to. With the rallying cry of "Shake your Conscience", Mecca-Cola pledges 10% of its profits to the Palestinian rebuilding effort and another 10% to "associations who work towards peace in the world and especially for peace in the conflict between Palestinians and the fascist Zionist Apartheid".

I personally have tried Mecca-Cola and sadly it seems to lack that certain je ne sais quoi that Coke has. A pity given that I really wanted to like it.

Dragonball is Dead

Even though Dragonball ended its run both as an anime series and manga late in my teenage years, the legacy of its fantasy martial arts alien royal rumble epicness has still captivated new fans and converts even up til now, almost ten years since any new source content was released. Every now and then you get a better looking new video game on the latest gaming console, and even though the games were all primarily based on the same story, but people just kept coming back.

Leave it to the nutjobs in Hollywood to kill a fine franchise. Dragonball Z Evolution wasn't just a bad movie, it was basically character assasination. This million dollar disaster has left a wake of destruction in the hearts and minds of Dragonball fans all over the world.

Intense Criticism


Outright mourning


A retrospective of past fails...or better attempt, depending on your perspective

Rapists!

The way it should have been done...


And here's a fan only joke.


RIP Dragonball Z. RIP Goku. Sob

But... but... you're a man!

Ah, Johnny's. The Japanese talent factory that churns out an endless supply of pretty boys that can't really sing but can dance up a storm. Did I also mention they look a little feminine?

Part of the phenomenon known as yaoi, related to the one where a guy dresses like a French maid. Despite the obvious homoerotic overtones which sees them grinding on stage with each other, it's never really stopped them from having a veritable army of screaming, rabid female (not all teen/tweenage) fans.

They also endorse a brand of gum called "Rainbow Fruitia" (canned laughter here) with a white dude that looks like a dyed-in-the-wool pederast. They should've just made an ad for a fruitcake factory while they were at it (canned laughter here again).



This guy from the group and I can't be stuffed to find out his name, looks disturbingly like someone I know...



GO AWAY SCARY COUGAR LADY

Susan Boyle.

I can't embed this, but you should watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR_N9iljeMk

I keep watching it over and over. It's like a drug. She so totally rocks.

Let's do it like they do on the Durex commercial.

Go Orange condom bunny go!



Maybe they're just British, and that's why their teeth are so bad.



I think it'd be kind of annoying if your girlfriend suddenly started singing Opera librettos during orgasm.



Uhm. Like... seriously? SERIOUSLY?

Ok, so if you liked our condom bunnies... here are some outtakes / behind-the-scenes from the "shoot":

Your band sucks the goat's penis

Some people should never be allowed to wield musical instruments.

I tried playing the guitar once years ago. I had big dreams of rock stardom and women hanging off my arms and other appendages. This was not to be, however. I found out I was worse at it than a rheumatic zebra.

My fellow contributors will no doubt find this hilarious, given almost all of them can play (multiple) instruments and/or sing.

The upside to not playing an instrument is you can judge others far, far worse than yourself and this makes me smile.

Road Safety Advisory

Some of the silliest accidents ever caught on tape with scary music for accompaniment.

If I'm not mistaken this is a road safety video shown to new motorists on the perils of road use. What a cheerful way to celebrate your new license!

The Hardest Boner to Boner

Watch a group of grown men stick it to a hapless fish!
Smart Redneck salesman: "Wait til you see what I've got..." *man reaches down*
Redneck customer: "My wife would like that!"



It can't be anything but the Wunder Boner.

Keep on truckin'

The humble lorry or truck as the Americans would prefer to call it. Silent workhorse, mover of goods and more often, a small battalion of foreign workers on its hardwood cargo decks and the vehicle that keeps us all in cold Coke.

Come! Lead the glamourous life of a career lorryist by owning some of these fine automotive specimens, now with revolutionary wheelie technology at no extra cost!

Cyclepath

How to conduct your life in ten easy lessons, if you want your life to be a meaningless, affluent one involving regular murder, cannibalism and torture that is.

1. Have a daily routine
2. Understand 80s pop music, like Huey Lewis and the News
3.Carry a business card
4-10. Murder women and confess it

I'll have the decapitated latte and stray cat,please.

They never get Guile right.

The latest attempt at redoing Street Fighter as a movie, probably hoping to ride on the release of the new SF4 game (how times have changed) looks pretty stupid from the trailer. Sure Kristin Kruek...Kreuk...whatever is cute if you like that vulnerable doe eyed unexercised type of woman. But the problem is Chun Li is not like that! She's a kick ass interpol cop who fights with flying men who burst out power flames while shouting inexplicable exclamaitions!

Somehow, when video game characters hit the big screen...so much just gets lost in translation. They never really got Guile (The American Marine) right either. Check it out.

Jean Claude Van Damme's Guile

Where did the American part of Guile go?

Jacky Cheung's Guile

Sob

Small trucks, BIG mayhem

The following clips offer conclusive evidence that a short wheelbase and a high center of gravity can only lead to hilarity

I bet that you'll laugh your arse off

Nowadays I often hear the world schadenfreude being swung around a lot, like a cheem German indicator of intellect and pomp.

Well, not to pander to any pretensions of superior education and snobbishness, but I really schadenfreuded when I watched this shit!

I heard you laugh!

MAXIMUM RETARDATION

The following are based on events of a true story, and is wtfamiwatching's multilingual tribute to retardedness (or to be politically correct, Mormonism).

This is really retarded


This is even worse


Words fail me


OMFG


Normally I wouldn't give this particular retard the time of day, but I felt I had to remind myself how retarded he really is.

Several reasons why Kim Jong-Il is The Man

This post is to commemorate the glorious nation of the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea launching a Dong into the sea.

This post is also to honour the great Generalissimo, the immortal, genius God-Emperor of Mankind, Kim Jong-Il.

Most people could be forgiven for thinking he's just another nutter with a Napoleon complex, a goofy haircut, bad suits and an unhealthy obsession with Cognac. But seriously, if someone can look like that and still command the fear, awe and total reverence of an entire nation of people, he must be doing something right.

A Mexican Rocket MAAAAAAAAAAN

I broke three ribs last night, post-flight.

I'm not the man they think I am in Tijuana, oh no no no, I'm a Mexican Rocket Man. Rocket man burning out his sanity up here alone.



Ladies and Gentlemen, MR ELTON JOHN!!

The sexiest Single Ladies dance ever!

Whoa


I think in this case, the chorus functions as a precautionary, kind of like an air raid siren.

Okay okay wash your eyes out so you can enjoy...

The theory of WTF Taichi... an equal amount of "mmmm" for any amount of "Bwooark!"

Several cheeses short of a quattro formaggi pizza

It's not enough to be a plain vanilla activist these days. To have true street cred you need to dress up like an animal and hump giant cardboard props. And grunt alot while humping aforementioned cardboard prop. That helps.

This is where I gathered Isabella Rosselini has gone complete off the deep end with her Green Porno series. A series of short films detailing the sexual habits and behaviour of the more bizarre members (hurhur) of the animal kingdom.

Insightful? Quite Possibly. WTF? Well, that's why it's here, innit?

Killer Confectionery

Wah seriously, I mean, isn't that Gary Busey



Shiok man this kind of movie.


What...the...fuh....uh...

Body parts... MADE OF HUMAN BREAD

Or rather, Human body parts made of bread.



What. The. Fuck.