Secret Santa

Merry Christmas Everybody...

Chad Vader and Obama Girl

Not very funny, but still

Batman gets Pwned

Tom Cruise Auditions for New Moon

Bet you didn't know this happened.



Help me, Protect you! Help me, Protect you!

Spidermen Fail

A lot of people, especially the parkour guys, model themselves after Spiderman. Here's what happens...



I can relate



Ouch


Can I have failz?

Beheading Videos

Death is in the air.

Anyway, awful shit happens fairly randomly to hapless folk all over the world.

You've got a home. You've got a bed. You've got your head attached to your neck.

Maybe its time to appreciate that a little more, and not sweat the small stuff.


I haven't actually watched these videos fully, because I didn't feel like watching a someone get his head lopped off, right after breakfast. I may watch it later. So be warned... the following videos could really ruin your day.

You could just read the video descriptions... and I think you'll get a pretty good idea.

Here goes.

The Goods.

500 Impressions in 2 Minutes

I thought this was really good



GORO DAIMON

I NEED A HANDJOB

Sometimes I love and hate America for the exact same reasons.



Don't you want a handjob too? (btw, it's a real product)

Don't Destroy the 80's - Stan Bush

Hello loyal readers! This is my new feature, called Don't Destroy the 80's, documenting some of the worst travesties in modern pop culture recycling.

Today, we're going to talk about...STAN BUSH!

Now, Stan Bush wrote and performed this awesome song for the original (and much better) Transformers movie, where the humans were where they were supposed to be, in the periphery. Its called, THE TOUCH!



Seriously, listening to that song makes me feel so POWERFUL and TOUCHY.

Anyway, just like how they've gone to UPDATE the transformers for our junk food generation, they saw fit to update Stan's song too... The embedding is disabled so you'll have to watch it here.

SERIOUSLY... LINKIN BUSH? STAN PARK? Leave a good song alone and keep chubby white rappers out of my childhood.

Geez.

Ray William Johnson

I didn't originally want to put up his shows on the blog, because he's basically doing what we're doing, but in a vlog format. But you know what, he's good for what he does...plus I like his style.



So if you want a good youtube show to subscribe to you can go look for Ray William Johnson... equals three.

New Moon Bashing!

More New Moon Spoofage



Well its not bashing but fun to watch anyway

The Muppets Go Online

Finally some frickin quality stuff on the web! I heart the muppets!





This is the most awesome thing in the world

Before you watch Twilight New Moon....

Let me summarize it for you...

Air Sex Championships

Because everyone needs to have sex...with something

Japan


USA


BTW, if the video player is cut off, double click on the video to watch the original on youtube

Nature Lover

Sorry, I was overseas for the last week...and decided to take 2 days off when I got back...haha!

Anyway, here's a cool way to save the world. Love nature.

Lawnmower man

The ridiculous name aside, the one thing that was even harder to comprehend than the name was the sex scene in the film.

Yes, the following clip is supposed to be a sex scene. But not just ANY sex scene, a CYBERSEX SCENE.

MMORPG nerds and geeks of the world rejoice!



And in case you were wondering, the guy is called the Lawnmower man because he was a gardener that mowed lawns. He was also semi-retarded.

But the original story that the movie is based on is FULLY retarded! Straight off wikipedia (which is the closest thing in the world to omniscience):

"The plot of Stephen King's 1975 short story "The Lawnmower Man" concerns Harold Parkette, who hires "Pastoral Greenery and Outdoor Services Inc." to cut his lawn. The serviceman who arrives to do the job has a lawnmower that mows the lawn by itself while he crawls, naked, behind the mower, eating the grass. The serviceman himself is actually a satyr who worships the Greek god Pan. When Parkette tries to call the police, the mower and its owner turn on him violently."

This is what ANTM is like to me

America's next top model streamlined to its essential qualities

Addicted to Kittens...on the web!

Another "The Key of Awesome" Song for Metallica lovers.

*Note for viewers who see the embedded player cut in half, please double click on the video, and you will be redirected to the original youtube video.

Crazy Trains!

Trains...are a hotbed of activity for your neighborhood nutcase.

Angry Loonies


Musical Loonies


Stupid Loonies


And just plain lucky loonies

How to make cleavage

I think he will be the new internet meme... from hell

My thoughts exactly ...Twilight sucks

This is the reason why if you haven't been vaccinated against the twilight FAD ITS A FUCKING FAD please get your brain injection NOW

Know your Meme

This is my favorite series on youtube right now

Parallel Parking Fail...

One small step for man, a giant leap backward for Women's Lib!

LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE OMG

Ninja movies that sucked...

This was part of a real movie



So was this



And this

Autopsy Footage

Have you ever wondered what we're like... inside?



Now you know!

TIna Turner Rocks

49



59



68 years old

Forklift Accident

Kittens on the Web - A Tribute to Metallica

Basketball Trick Shots

If I had known that youtube was coming I would have dedicated my life to incredibly specific exploits...such as these.

Self defense?

Fat is Beautiful

Well, not always.



But then... neither is this



BAD BOOB PLACEMENT

Spiders demand 100 minute foreplay!

Damn these female spiders! What kind of example are they setting for women?



100 minutes of foreplay?!

Chinese Gymnasts Start Young

My heart is a little pained

The World's Biggest Boobs

Sorry, its in Italian



Anyways, like all internet celebs, she's even got her own revolting youtube channel, which I'm sure is another nail in the coffin for this rotting universe.

THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS

the guy can literally fuck himself!




I know it's good for to accept your flaws and all, but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE PART IN A WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS CONTEST??

it's like being the best at what you do... in OPPOSITE LAND

The future is now!

Soon I will pilot a giant machine robot and destroy everyone.



But first I need to get one of those!

Bad Husband! Bad Husband!

This post is dedicated to all those poor bastards who got caught in the act of cheating.



Pwned by Carrom Board!



The Springer knows!

And on the other side...



WTF

The greatest car commercial

Isn't your wife expecting you?

What wife?

The Shake weight

Probably the most useful exercise tool women will ever have



The SEX WEIGHT

Treadmill Bicycle

ARGGGHHHHH

Thought I'd stick to the Japanese theme for now.

Ahh... a true video to make you wonder WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

Japan is pervert wonderland p2

Air sex competitions. Contests to see who can mime having sex the most convincingly.



Wtf.

Literally.

Japan is Pervert Wonderland

I want to be a Japanese celebrity OMG

Monkey Noodles

Amazing Chimpanzee makes Udon (Japanese noodles)



Cool

Hairdresser gets Pissed

You give a hairdresser a little power, and you see what happens?



Ouch

Police Abuse...again

Well, even though I think there's just too much video footage out there these days, and every little stupid thing gets put up somewhere and becomes the biggest thing since RIS LOW (ARRGGHHHHH!), sometimes it does some good.

Like the times when a police officer beats up a special needs student...for not tucking in his shirt.



Well, I'm sure the kid wasn't completely blameless...he could have been verbally taunting or antagonizing the cop, who knows? But really the policeman should have been intelligent enough to know that "Huge white guy going ape shit on scrawny black special needs kid = PUBLIC RELATIONS NIGHTMARE"

Ah well at least he got caught. What do you guys think? Comment away!

The Desert Hoon

Maybe it's the heat and the sand that makes them do that.

Foot Fetish on Youtube

?????????????????



The type of Girl on Girl that doesn't turn men on...I think


WHATAFUHHH

Goodyear Tyre Commercial

Uh...Effective commercial?



By the way "Run On" tyres are Tyres that can still travel after being punctured.

Hokkien Jokes series

Sorry to alienate our completely Hokkien Illiterate friends, so here's a clip of pointless seduction to make up for it (sorry girls).



Seriously where is all the wind coming from? Damn you Cory Yuen for failing to suspend my disbelief!

Great Spy Gadgets

Some of my favorite scenes from Stephen Chow's From Beijing With Love

The Cock Kick King!

Another WTF Co-production! Enjoy!

He is the Potential Posterity Pulverizer.

He is the Cock Kick King.

Nyoki Nyoki ...Skipping Rope?

What the Fuuuuhh





I have no words arrghh

Massage Therapist for Models

Is this the worst job in the world?



Mmmmm

Spider Problem?

This made me laugh a little inside...



Speaking of which, Halloween is a month away? Tell us, what are YOU wearing for Halloween this year?

I like to find things made by people who are super bored

It speaks for itself. it's cool, awesome, and downright wtf at the same time because of the amount of time and dedication it must have taken to do it.



Why on earth would you think of making something like that anyway?!?!

King Of Fighters Movie

Because they expect sex crazed hormonal arcade crazy geeks to mob the cinemas to watch another Hollywood travesty based on a popular arcade game.



Maggie Q as Mai... Uh, didn't they learn anything from Kristin Quack as Chun Li? Big names does not a hot character make...SERIOUSLY...

So is this what we'll be seeing in 2010?







HAHAHAHAH

Terry Crews Rocks!

The only funny guy in White Chicks is a multi talented giant.





SO IRRITATING ARRRGGHH

Show me your genitals Song

A song that gets right to the point!



Awesome

Let's get our twangers out and play with our friend's balls

First saw this a long time ago, but this blog didn't exist then.



This video is so wtf you don't know if it's real.

The Best "Don't Judge Too Quickly" Ads.

Misunderstandings have always been a favorite theme for commercials, due to their comedic potential.







This last one is my favorite really...

It brought tears to my eyes

I dunno if it was because I was laughing or crying.

I present to you... another candidate for "Incredibly talented or just has too much free time on his hands" (with the other candidates being the contributors to this blog).



YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE

Evil Teenager strikes again!

Evil 13 year old slut enjoys sending older men to jail.

13 Year Old Father!

13 year old dad and 15 year old mom. Taking teenage pregnancy to the next level... it's like a bad joke gone um... bad.



At least whatever life experiences he has to pass on will be fresh in his memory.

Don't Kiss a guy who's about to try to knock your brains out your ears

Especially if he's a flaming heterosexual



I'm not gay!

Mailman Versus Milkman

The age old war carries on...



D FOR DEATH

Marathon + Oral sex = Runnilingus

More sex + extreme sporting madness from the Spitvars



I'll never look at running the same way again

THE HUNTER!

how can 80s band Dokken sell anti-virus software? watch



Norton is still shit btw.

Had you had sex while parachuting?

Well, now you know how!



Uh I think my brain just fell down in my skull

A Dog that walks like a human

Seriously quite cool...



What the Dog

Have you tried to have sex when you're climbing?

Well it's apparently called CLUCKING.



What the Cluck

One Legged Striker vs. One armed Goalie

The real One leg kicking I suppose. In other news...

200th Post! 5000 views!

BANZAI BABAY!



Thanks for all the support guys, we'll keep on working hard to bring you brain damage.

Love,
The Biff

Bobby Lee's Korean Soap

I'm not sure I posted this before, but its worth repeating really.



Huh?

The memoirs of a human sand bag

Ever thought what a sandbag would say if it were...HUMAN?

Well now we know.

A semi-WTF production, starring well...me! As the sandbag anyway.

In case you get confused, I'm the guy the borrowed Blue top,
Ken is the guy violating me,
Terald is the guy filming.

You might want to watch it full size on youtube, given that some of my inner monologue gets quite small, because I'm being subtle.

Enjoy!



Please rate the vid on youtube if you are the type of person who breathes.

Silly Americans

Its hard to believe so much of the modern world is modeled on a nation that produces ...these people.



Turn on the sound for this one



WHATS A HOE

Streetfighting Macdonald's vs KFC

The Epic battle betwixt our favorite Fast Food conglomerates reaches its zenith.





Wait til Carl Junior has a mascot

Dragonball World Martial Arts Competition!

That's what I like about Japan, they make dreams come true.

Remember in Dragonball when Goku was young and he fought in a World Martial Arts Tournament? Well, I reckon this is the closest we've gotten to that in real life, minus the fireballs. A variety show had a cross discipline martial arts exhibition match, guess what it was modeled on?



And they are kids! Exactly like Goku.

Okay I'll admit it, I just like the clip and I needed a good context to post it.

Jesus saved me

I have seen the light and glory of our savior lord Jesus Christ.



He has Pwn3d me.

Conan O' Brien

Here's a funny lad!

NINJAS CHASING A THREE WHEELED CAR!

Apparently it's surefire way to get people to buy the automobile: prove that it can withstand Real Ultimate Power.

An oldie but goodie

Great Japanese Advert! Sexist and exploitative without being banal or crude!

Either he's a genius or he's dedicated his life to worthless pursuits

WTF COOL YET RETARDED

Horse power

Ain't no power like horse power!



Oops

Uhrm... Too much information?

I spotted this on another blog, I think its meant to be an introduction.

It reads okay, in fact, borderline inspirational biography synopsis stuff, until it swerves violently off the highway into the river of should-you-really-be-telling-me-this-stuff.

Click here to read it in its entirety.

But! To save your lazy clicker fingers the trouble, I've put up some choice tidbits.

"Well, when it comes to sex. I am traditional. I'm not enthusiatic about it nor am i sex-less if there is such a term. I do not go out and meet people thinking about orgasm. It is not one of my thoughts bubble."

I do not go out and meet people thinking about orgasm.

I do not go out and meet people thinking about orgasm.

It is not one of my thoughts bubble

It is not one of my thoughts bubble

I have a thoughts bubble.

My thoughts bubble.

I was left with a bitter aftertaste of WTF in my mouth, and a scratchy on my head.

Peter Chao Super White

So irritating and juvenile



but made me go WTF

plus I hate

wimpy vampires

aimed

at

12 year old girls

Bobby Lee being...gross

Seriously Bobby Lee...

Awesome on so many levels

WTF IN A GOOD WAY!!!!

It was inevitable ...MMORPG pop song ...from an MMORPG Sitcom

I guess it was bound to happen...





Wtf.

Quentin Tarantino Impression ... the Japanese version

I wonder if that's how all gaijin appear to Japanese people

Penis Kung Fu

The following post is slightly graphic, and probably not safe for work. Who needs viagra, when you've got amazing PENIS KUNG FU!





WTF!!!

Get the butt of the joke... with your laptop. and butt.

Why Deadpool rocks

Racist Bugs Bunny

PLEASE KILL ME

One of my favorite South park songs

The translation ...

Subarashii chin chin mono
Kintama no kami aru
Sore no oto wa sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasu!

I have a wonderful penis
And golden testicle hair
Is that the sound of a sarubobo
No! It is the ninjas!

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls
Boku ga warui so let's fighting!
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls
I am badass so let's fighting!
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha kucha
Daijoubu, we do it all the time!

This song is a little stupid
It's hard to make sense of
Its English is all fucked up
That's okay, we do it all the time!

Hey hey let’s go!
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls
Boku ga warui so let's fighting!
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls
I am badass so let's fighting!
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Ghostbusters...1950!

Stage fear

An oldie but goodie

Here comes... DR. TRAN!

Stop or there will be...censorship

One of the movies that contributed to my current mental state was Robocop.

It had scads of violence, flying blood, limbs etc, not to mention a lot of swearing too.

Naturally, you tend to lose much of violence and profanity when it moves to TV, given the effect it may have on young impressionable minds.

The clips below are WTF's salute to these brave scriptwriters. It really can't be easy finding a suitable synonym for "FUCK YOU".





Just because I can, my favourite scene from the movie.

S(hit) Factor

I'm not sure if local (Singaporean) Television is moving toward the right direction... apart from sanctioning big(hah!) name drama serials while not actually improving the quality of the writing/acting/directing/editing/camerawork, they seem to have given a discreet nod of approval to banal, bawdy and downright stupid reality TV programs, as long as they feature a minor celebrity or delusional wannabes.

Well, I suppose its better than no progress at all...



Urgghh...

Sex sells...again

Banned commercials due to crude content...thanks youtube!

Weird Al's Yankovic's UHF

Sign...I wonder if anyone actually remembers good old weird Al, who brought us so much laughter in the past.

Here's his movie, that I hope to one day watch in its entirety.

Cute girls and funny robots

I love robots! Especially 2 metre tall dancing singing ones!

An idle mind is the devil's playground

If you thought fan-made pr0nz of your favourite video games was disturbing, somebody found a way to make it even more disturbing.

Fan-made pr0nz made using The Sims and executed with a staggering amount of detail.

Mega 64 guys being...irritating again

Funny Music Video

Was everyone on drugs in the 70s?

Resident Evil 5 and Fallout 3 Spoof

Tai Chi Royal Rumble

Metal Gear?!

Metal Gear... has changed.

Snake... has changed.

HAHAHAHAHA

I know, the first minute or 2 of irritating muscle bound jocks showing off isn't really worth watching... but the punch line makes up for all the trouble!



MORON!

Shaolin Supermen

Can you do this?



Or this?



It might not be as popular nowadays, but I think it is still...UNBEATABLE

If god had meant for cars to fly...

He would've given it wings.

And apparently, he saw it fit to.

Then it struck you, an innuendo, Annie

More of Donnie Yen

More Donnie Yen Idolizing

I NEED POWERTHIRST

I NEED ENERGY! REAL LIGHTNING!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

I know I know its been a youtube phenomenon for a while, but just for those of you who are uninitiated to Achmed's charms...

Because spoofs are always fun

Which is evident by the immense commercial successes of classics such as Date Movie, Epic Movie, and the Scary Movie franchise.

This post is also made of double stuffed win (a spoof of double stuffed oreos, haha!) because it involves Batman. (credit to teleutestar for the links)





"I'M YOUR FAMILY!!!!!"

Oh and on a completely irrelevant note, a cat that eats using utensils, raised by a batshit crazy woman (oh wait that makes it relevant, cos I used the word 'bat').



Coming soon: THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!!! (also a Batman spoof)

Failed Bond Girl Auditions

Olivia Munn shows us that there is such a thing as too much sex.

Coffee, mouth-breather, coffee.

Inspired by a real-life situation where I was tormented by inept service staff for the simplest coffee in the book, a white coffee or cafe au lait if you're feeling posh and like speaking in foreign tongues.

They apparently can make cappuccinos and lattes but somehow have trouble with the base form of both the above. Bizarre.

Coincidentally, like in the video, it cost me 12 bucks.

Most bizarre of all is the amount of fury I felt at the time..

Games I'd rather not have played

By now it should be concluded that the race that can come up a date simulator (as opposed to going out on a real one) can come up with anything.

So here's more great simulations.

The acid trip simulator



Hot air balloon simulator



Mosquito simulator (props for Apocalypse Now reference)



Train Simulator (yes, they have a specialised controller for this)

Weight lifting is a dangerous game

Girls walking around looking hot

Where is this paradise where scantily clad women roam the streets eagerly being filmed by a person who is arguably definable as a bored pervert? I WANT TO GO THERE. Wait for the underwear flash...or should I say, lack of underwear :O

Beauty on the Streets

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Other | Funny Animations

Suffer the 80's

Kudos to Jo Tan for this recommendation.

Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips

If only the real Star Wars was this entertaining

I've always thought Star Wars was over hyped...but this changed my mind and heart completely.



The full dance competition is here



RIP Jacko