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Who Botches The Watchmen

I just watched Zack Snyder's three-hour porno epic, Watchmen, Alan Moore is rolling around in his grave.
Oh wait he's not dead.
This is not a movie review site! If you want a fucked-up review of Watchmen you've come to the wrong place, go read 8 DAYS!

I think the main problem was, Something Awful ruined the comic (and by proxy, the film) for me forever. Why? Because of this:

WATCHMEN FUNNIES

Key quote:
"You know what my doctor said? He said I was like Jackson Pollock with shit."

And all that, led to this.