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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

wtfamiwatching is educational too

Yes, you can not only kill your brain cells here, but also learn completely useless tidbits of information.

For instance, learn more about the MOST TERRIFYING PENISES IN THE WORLD from videos probably made by the person with the most free time in the world.

I give you... THE LEOPARD SLUG AKA 'Mucosus Invertebratus Caputithyphallicus', which literally translates into "Slimy, spineless dickhead"


The leopard or great grey slug is a hermaphrodite species of slug, one of the largest in the world. It is also very sexually deviant and very gross, as it mates by STICKING ITS DICK OUT OF IT'S HEAD, ENTWINING IT WITH ANOTHER SLUG'S DICK-HEAD, mixing their sperm, and then both becoming females before laying eggs.

And get this, according to wikipedia (the universal source of truth in the world), a commonly seen practice among many slugs is apophallation, when one or both of the slugs chews off the other's penis. The penis of these species is curled like a cork-screw and often becomes entangled in their mate's genitalia in the process of exchanging sperm. When all else fails, apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves. Once its penis has been removed, a slug is still able to participate in mating subsequently, but only using the female parts of its reproductive system.

If you want to see more terrifying penises of the world, please proceed to watch any local English production by Singapore's Mediacorp television. They're all penises. All of them. Giant ones.

Or you could visit this link, where you can see disturbing images of THE MOST TERRIFYING PENISES IN THE WORLD like that of the Shark:


and the Argentinian Lake Duck:

"Much like the shark's claspers, you see, the phallus of the Argentine Lake Duck has a member which is positively covered from base to incomprehensible tip in a series of spines which help to anchor itself in the cavernous depths of its lady lover, which itself spirals and coils about like an obstacle course deep within the female's loins. And if that were not enough, the base of the member has a sort of crown of thorns which extends like a set of anchors into the opening of its mate's vagina, ensuring that no escape is possible mid-coitus.

(Thanks to burbur for alerting me to this treasure trove of information.)

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