Lost in Alsatian

Yes we continue our German Sheperd, Arnold Schwarzennegger blow-out. When you're an action star at the top of your game in Hollywood, what do you do next? Like Mr Big when their popularity plummeted, you go to Japan and play at the Budokan!

Or you make fucking weird commercials for tons of money. As far as I can tell, all you need to do to convince the Japanese public to buy your stuff is to have Arnold laughing in a very disturbing fashion for NO REASON WHATSO-FUCKING-EVER.





Japanese salaryman: "Man, work and life is so boring."
Advert: "But after you drink this, you'll become Arnold-san floating in the air, laughing like a debilitated horse!"
Japanese salaryman: "Gimme a carton."





That look says it all.
"Well bugger me Jim-lad, I didn't know slopes could make liquor. And where's my check?"
For good times. Suntory time.