The End Of The World

The End of the World is Nigh. I have seen the signs. The horns of hell hath sounded...and boy do they sound bad.


Poor girl. She's clearly using up her life force every time she sings. She'll live longer if she quits singing for smoking.

Of course you remember William Hung of American Idol fame...here's a quick reminder of his successful debut -


What you might not be aware of...is that the world so embraced his phenomenal performance that he not only got to perform MORE, he also got to record an ALBUM. Then, as if the huddled masses were asking "how can we adorn our altar to failure and mediocrity?", he got to STAR in a MOVIE.


But surely, you say, this cannot be the end? It is only a fluke that we celebrate the worst that humanity can offer! It is a symptom of sympathy that we sustain these morons on fat paychecks whilst they languish in their degenerate state. There is hope for human kind yet, is there not?


Gods save us all.

What the fuck.