This is a public service announcement. Stay home. Turn on the TV. Glue yourself to your couch, or your floor. Avoid physical activity. "Sports" has been recognized by the Vatican as the 11th plague. Together, we can save the human race. Here's how-
Don't arm wrestle
Don't pretend to be a chopping board
Don't taunt someone who's pretending to kick you
Don't abuse common building materials
Don't be fucking retarded.
Save yourself. Don't exercise.
What the fuck.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
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Awesome stuff.
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