Setting the tone for the rest of his career, his first big screen appearance in Conan. Lovely. Also starring James Earl Jones sporting a Planet of the Apes haircut. See below for example.
The Man (the Austrian one) himself dispensing sagely advice.
Cerebral sci-fi goes Ahnold
Very meticulous video montage from Total Recall, it includes the death of the Johnny Cab (inanimate machine), a rat and a goldfish. Other highlights include Ahnold shooting Sharon Stone, a midget hooker in a bar fight, a hooker with 3 boobs and of course the Screw You scene. I read there might be a chance of it being remade. Well all I can say is, it better be bloody fucking amazing. Paul Verhoeven, we're not worthy.
Unnecessary violence make for great dialogue
From the epics, Commando and The Running Man. There are times when I wish I didn't watch them as a child, I fear it may have caused irreparable damage to an already frail psyche.
Enunciation masterclass
GET TO DA CHOPPAAAHHH
We've been saying it wrong all this time. It's not tew-mer, it's TOOMAH.
In the End...
I call it the Elvis syndrome. Nearing the end of every superstar's career, there will always be the fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, which leads to horrific obesity, inevitably leading to being found dead on the toilet covered in your own vomit. Only metaphorically of course in this case, but you get what I mean.
I'm talking Sixth Day, True Lies, Kindergarten Cop, Terminator 3 and other such greasy, flaccid treats. Gyaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! indeed.
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That's cos you're a fuckin hooer. Wagyubiff and I GREW UP WATCHING THIS STUFF. Which is why we are THE MEN WE ARE TODAY! AIIUUURRR! AAUUHH! GET TO DA CHOPPPAAAA!
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