How Batman found his Voice

500th post! Thanks for coming over all the time to waste your time. There's hardly any lousy situation you can't laugh your way out of.

Goalkeeper madness

The most awesome goalie



The worst goalies

World Champion of Masturbation

I guess there's a king in every country...

RIP Kim Jong Il

Of course, RIP being "Rest in Pieces".

DON'T PRAY PRAY

Becos priest lor, he will beat you up if you pray pray wif him.



GANGSTA, FUCKERMOTHER (sic), BOOM!

Pretty sure this is Street Fighter Porn... kinda

Well, the Japanese DO have a fetish for every imaginable thing.

Bowling Tricks

Sleep Apnea Robot Pillow

Slap slap slap

Big Breast Power Rangers

From the Dark side of youtube... otherwise known as Japan.

Tech No #4 Mactini versus Warpalizer

Been sick, busy and overseas for a little while. Now that I'm back I just want to do a few more tech no's before we move on to the stupid videos again.

Here's a versus battle of complete opposites really

Tech no #3 Crawling Robot vs. Jet Powered Surfboard!

Sorry, I was really busy last week, I don't even know with what.

Anyway more of Tech nos and yeses.

Do not want.



What do you do with it after you've made your point?

Want



If you put Jet Powered as a prefix before anything, chances are, it's a win.

Tech No # 2 Robot Molestation vs. Robot Suits

Do Not Want



Want!

Tech No #1

 Hey guys I was sick the whole week... but now I'm back!

This week I'm going to do technology themed posts... and talk about the good and bad in new technology.

So let's start!

Do not want.



I mean, come on.

Want.


Great for watching wome... animals!

Soccer Angry Birds

This is going too far

Who wants to be a Millionaire's Stupidest Answers

Prosthetic Eye Removal

Looks like fun, though I wouldn't want to try it

And I thought I had seen some bad tattoos

Meanwhile in bogan land...

Concrete Hustle Lightsaber Fight

Yet another respectable light saber duel... goes to show a little tech know and a lot of heart can go a long long way

South Park IRL

F**k the Jews

Motivational Speaker Fail

Ok it will start off slow, but I GUARANTEE you will enjoy the ending.

Because it's fun to laugh at really fucking stupid people.

Kermit the Frog is back on the Job!

Sorry human newscasters, Kermit is probably the best correspondent of all time for me.

Old Man's Generation... Gee

This is the original.



And this is just bizarre... but awesome in its bizarreness

Bonjour Girl... Gay...uh

Disney makes for the best parody material... always.

Bizarre Creature Explodes

Well, I'd be a lot more at ease if someone could confirm that it was a man made prop...

Zombie Epic Meal Time

Even for Epic Meal Time, this is a bit odd. Anyway, it's been a long time since I've had any brains. 

A Gentleman Raps about Tea

Better a lot of nonsense out there

Girly Action Films

There is a channel almost completely dedicated to making these short action femme videos and I applaud its efforts.

Centipede vs. Bat. CENTIPEDE WINS

FOOT LONG CENTIPEDES AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Nick Fury in Everything

The best movies Nick Fury should have appeared in

Death Metal Vicar

Don't think they have much of a congregation

Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech Dartmouth College 2011

I wish my commencement had an awesome speaker, instead of some unfunny so called alumni with pseudo life advice.

Beatboxing

Steel Panther

80's Metal is back with a vengeance and brutally candid lyrics.






I don't care if they're a joke band, they're awesome.

Cat + Laser = Cute. BIG CAT + LASER = AWESOME

Awesome and still quite cute.

Girls Teaching MMA

I keep watching these instructionals but I can't seem to learn anything

Old Bodybuilders

I'm sorry I can't remember if this is a repost...

Touching 1000 Boobs

This is the best excuse for a video in the world

Cuddling Techniques with John Stamos

This porn has good music... sexed up dance music videos

Captain Planet Live Action

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle     

Real Life Movie Vehicles

If someone can dream it, it seems it can be made.





This one isn't really from anywhere, but it could have been in Thundercats.

FPS Russia's Guns

Only in the USA can an allegedly Russian person shoot endless weapons at explosive targets week after week after week.





Check out his channel for more madness.

Keyboard Cat, Dog, RON LIVINGSTON?

Quite bizarre.

Stopped Clock Illusion

Increase your knowledge and experience a fun illusion due to Saccadic movement. See, this blog isn't just all weird nauseating stuff ...

Mixed Wrestling... It's a fetish.

Just as I was lamenting the lack of interesting videos today... I stumbled upon Mixed Wrestling. I suppose it's a fetish, sub existing under SM.







I guess it's a rule #34 thing.

Skirt Kick

Sometimes it is as if there is a cosmic force that guides me to strange things... and today's discovery is rather fucking strange.

So there is this channel dedicated to Skirt Kicks. Self explanatory right? Doing kicks while wearing a skirt.
But there's a catch.

It's a guy.





Thank you Japan.

Metal Nyan Cat

In case you haven't been stumped or fascinated by the Nyan Cat Phenom, here is the original video



If you thought that was good/bad, some genius went to make a 10 HOUR version.

But I think this video proves that everything can be made better with Metal.

Interview with a German Prostitute

Get some insight into the oldest profession in the world... from a very sprightly and joyful German prostitute.

The World's Biggest Explosions

I know, I know... youtube isn't for education or knowledge. But every once in a while it's nice to actually watch something that isn't about someone falling over/ hurting themselves/ acting stupid/ eating a man sized hotdog.

Listen and learn about ... explosions!

Industrial Metal Acapella

Industrial Metal isn't just a sort of thing you find melting into moulds in a foundry or rolling off a factory conveyor belt, you can also find it bashing its way into your ears... as music.

In the 90's Industrial Metal had a sort of heyday as metal bands found their compositions used to score action and horror movies.

The genre fell from its short lived popularity once movies started using much more rap and hardcore, but on its own it still has a loyal, if diminished, following in Europe... as you would kind of expect.

This is Du Hast by Rammstein. Probably one of the most well known industrial metal songs ever.


And this, is how it sounds like with no instruments.


I'd pay to see this choir singing in a church.

Girls Failing

I'm not a misogynist but there is something about girl fails that is just really enthralling. Even better when they are clothed... lightly.

Here are some of the best summer girl fails!

Back Again...Lets start with Slow Mo... guys!

Sorry for the long period of non activity... for a while I felt like youtube had run out of interesting things to show people... but, I was wrong.

This is what people like me would do if they had a very expensive slow motion camera at their disposal.





Enjoy!

Fatsby Gatsby

Darn, I was beaten to it...

The Original



The Spoof

Like a little Girl... Taser Test Fail

You scream like a girl, sir.

KNN LAH

Forgive any linguistic insensitivity, but this is gold on the level of Chew Shit Fun.