Calling all you Hulkamaniacs out there..

There are examples littered through the course of human history of why professionals should never attempt something different out of either a deluded sense of talent or plain greed. Sting in Dune comes to mind as does Mick Jagger in Freejack or maybe even Paris Hilton trying to make anything other than pornographic videos. You don't often hear your manicurist going "I've got steady hands. I think I'll try being a surgeon." do you?

Anyway, back to the Hulkster. At some point during his career, the Immortal Hulk Hogan or his agent somehow got it into their heads that he should try his hand at making a movie. "Brilliant! How difficult could it be?" they must have cried. Keep watching for the cataclysmic results.





I'm assuming the man shat himself out of fear. Fear of potentially catching rabies from Cujo.




Oh well, at least it has Christopher Lloyd in it.




Americans = good. Europeans = bad. Now is it just me or is the villain's accent constantly shifting. It's got Cheech Marin in it too! Oh no wait, it isn't.




Thinnest plot device. Ever.

Kuhl muh.