Why?! Just, why?!
What in the name of fuck possessed this person to come up with this?
Showing posts with label singing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label singing. Show all posts
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Where Austin Powers got his look
I think I solved an important mystery as far as useless trivia is concerned
Anyway, here's some more of this immortal performing vampire
Seriously...being surrounded by skaters in leotards must have been groundbreaking video making stuff
Anyway, here's some more of this immortal performing vampire
Seriously...being surrounded by skaters in leotards must have been groundbreaking video making stuff
Sunday, June 7, 2009
An old favorite
Not sure if everyone's watched these before...a whole lifetime jokes compacted into a few minutes
What Optimus prime does on his off days
Talking about cross genre industry spanning amalgamation brings me to an old favorite...
Nothing really matters...but MEEEE
What Optimus prime does on his off days
Talking about cross genre industry spanning amalgamation brings me to an old favorite...
Nothing really matters...but MEEEE
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Your band sucks the goat's penis
Some people should never be allowed to wield musical instruments.
I tried playing the guitar once years ago. I had big dreams of rock stardom and women hanging off my arms and other appendages. This was not to be, however. I found out I was worse at it than a rheumatic zebra.
My fellow contributors will no doubt find this hilarious, given almost all of them can play (multiple) instruments and/or sing.
The upside to not playing an instrument is you can judge others far, far worse than yourself and this makes me smile.
I tried playing the guitar once years ago. I had big dreams of rock stardom and women hanging off my arms and other appendages. This was not to be, however. I found out I was worse at it than a rheumatic zebra.
My fellow contributors will no doubt find this hilarious, given almost all of them can play (multiple) instruments and/or sing.
The upside to not playing an instrument is you can judge others far, far worse than yourself and this makes me smile.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
The End Of The World
The End of the World is Nigh. I have seen the signs. The horns of hell hath sounded...and boy do they sound bad.
Poor girl. She's clearly using up her life force every time she sings. She'll live longer if she quits singing for smoking.
Of course you remember William Hung of American Idol fame...here's a quick reminder of his successful debut -
What you might not be aware of...is that the world so embraced his phenomenal performance that he not only got to perform MORE, he also got to record an ALBUM. Then, as if the huddled masses were asking "how can we adorn our altar to failure and mediocrity?", he got to STAR in a MOVIE.
But surely, you say, this cannot be the end? It is only a fluke that we celebrate the worst that humanity can offer! It is a symptom of sympathy that we sustain these morons on fat paychecks whilst they languish in their degenerate state. There is hope for human kind yet, is there not?
Gods save us all.
What the fuck.
Poor girl. She's clearly using up her life force every time she sings. She'll live longer if she quits singing for smoking.
Of course you remember William Hung of American Idol fame...here's a quick reminder of his successful debut -
What you might not be aware of...is that the world so embraced his phenomenal performance that he not only got to perform MORE, he also got to record an ALBUM. Then, as if the huddled masses were asking "how can we adorn our altar to failure and mediocrity?", he got to STAR in a MOVIE.
But surely, you say, this cannot be the end? It is only a fluke that we celebrate the worst that humanity can offer! It is a symptom of sympathy that we sustain these morons on fat paychecks whilst they languish in their degenerate state. There is hope for human kind yet, is there not?
Gods save us all.
What the fuck.
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