Confusing person

Okay, clearly, people like her because... she's a girl and she does a lot of non-girly things.

But as far as things go, her skits are usually... a little stupid. And I mean, stupid stupid, not ha ha stupid.

I don't know what her appeal is, but I ended up sitting through the clip anyway. 10 points for effort?

Mountain Song Madness

I can't really appreciate this kind of music...because I'm laughing too hard

Chinese Gymnasts Start Young

My heart is a little pained

The best 80's Hong Kong Actresses!

Ah the life of a screen siren, with a shelf-life roughly shorter than a candle made out of petrol soaked human fat, these women who tickled the fancies of so many adolescent males are soon forgotten, left only to marry well or else languish in horrible soft porn.

This is my personal tribute to my favorite Hong Kong actresses, who I hope are living well in their middle-age years.

She's probably doing okay, being Jet Li's wife and all.

I don't covet her for fear of Kung Fu retribution.

Amy Yip used to be the benchmark for big boobs in my youth.


As Loretta used to be the benchmark for slut


My all time favorite dream girl really


AND HERE'S 6 WHOLE MINUTES OF HER BEING SEXY


RAWWWRRR

Slicing 'N Dicing with Occam's Razor

This particular Chinese lady shows us a real-life application of Occam's Razor.

Problem: I parked illegally and I'm about to get towed.
Solution: I ignore the tow truck and drive off.

又快速又愤怒 3:长安车漂!!!!

观看此，并且您的肉球将收缩


尊敬!! Lionel Regal 是非常男性人. 与这比较, F1司机全部是小猫.
这是愚笨的:



什么驾驶的性交呢?!?!

TRANSLATION:
观看此，并且您的肉球将收缩
Watch this, also your own meat balls will reduce in size.

尊敬!! Lionel Regal 是非常男性人. 与这比较, F1司机全部是小猫.
RESPECT! Lionel Regal is very man. Comparing with this, F1 drivers are all small cats.

这是愚笨的:
This is stupid:

什么驾驶的性交呢?!?!
What driving of sex huh?!?!

The End Of The World

The End of the World is Nigh. I have seen the signs. The horns of hell hath sounded...and boy do they sound bad.


Poor girl. She's clearly using up her life force every time she sings. She'll live longer if she quits singing for smoking.

Of course you remember William Hung of American Idol fame...here's a quick reminder of his successful debut -


What you might not be aware of...is that the world so embraced his phenomenal performance that he not only got to perform MORE, he also got to record an ALBUM. Then, as if the huddled masses were asking "how can we adorn our altar to failure and mediocrity?", he got to STAR in a MOVIE.


But surely, you say, this cannot be the end? It is only a fluke that we celebrate the worst that humanity can offer! It is a symptom of sympathy that we sustain these morons on fat paychecks whilst they languish in their degenerate state. There is hope for human kind yet, is there not?


Gods save us all.

What the fuck.