I'll buy whatever you're selling

The point of a commercial, which finds its etymological roots in the word commerce (i.e. trade), is to sell a product. To entice you, the gullible viewer, into believing that above all things that you would like to do at the moment you're watching the commercial, you would like to have whatever it is they are selling, in your grimy sweaty hands.

So when soulless tedious commercials suddenly seem to sell nothing but pure unadulterated entertainment, we just have to take notice. After all, when the soundtrack of our lives is made up of "buy! buy! buy!" , who can resist a free laugh?







And here's something for the ladies...ladies~.


What the fuck are they selling again?

Who Botches The Watchmen

I just watched Zack Snyder's three-hour porno epic, Watchmen, Alan Moore is rolling around in his grave.
Oh wait he's not dead.
This is not a movie review site! If you want a fucked-up review of Watchmen you've come to the wrong place, go read 8 DAYS!

I think the main problem was, Something Awful ruined the comic (and by proxy, the film) for me forever. Why? Because of this:

WATCHMEN FUNNIES

Key quote:
"You know what my doctor said? He said I was like Jackson Pollock with shit."

And all that, led to this.