Don't Destroy the 80's - Stan Bush

Hello loyal readers! This is my new feature, called Don't Destroy the 80's, documenting some of the worst travesties in modern pop culture recycling.

Today, we're going to talk about...STAN BUSH!

Now, Stan Bush wrote and performed this awesome song for the original (and much better) Transformers movie, where the humans were where they were supposed to be, in the periphery. Its called, THE TOUCH!



Seriously, listening to that song makes me feel so POWERFUL and TOUCHY.

Anyway, just like how they've gone to UPDATE the transformers for our junk food generation, they saw fit to update Stan's song too... The embedding is disabled so you'll have to watch it here.

SERIOUSLY... LINKIN BUSH? STAN PARK? Leave a good song alone and keep chubby white rappers out of my childhood.

Geez.