This is Just Wrong... a baby on 2 packs a day

Smoking is a big big part of Indonesian culture, but this is a little too extreme



The baby makes me want to slap him

Faceplant

Face plus plant equals pain





To think about it, I've done a faceplant before...

Forklift Accident

Stage fear

HAHAHAHAHA

I know, the first minute or 2 of irritating muscle bound jocks showing off isn't really worth watching... but the punch line makes up for all the trouble!



MORON!

Weight lifting is a dangerous game

Road Safety Advisory

Some of the silliest accidents ever caught on tape with scary music for accompaniment.

If I'm not mistaken this is a road safety video shown to new motorists on the perils of road use. What a cheerful way to celebrate your new license!

I bet that you'll laugh your arse off

Nowadays I often hear the world schadenfreude being swung around a lot, like a cheem German indicator of intellect and pomp.

Well, not to pander to any pretensions of superior education and snobbishness, but I really schadenfreuded when I watched this shit!

I heard you laugh!

Break Dancing

I've always wanted to breakdance, so much that while when I was in the army I took all the surplus cardboard boxes, intending to pad the floor so I could practice. 

Ironically, the folded cardboard boxes ended up as padding between my paper thin mattress and my steel-wire bed frame, keeping my break dancing aspirations to the dreams from whence they came.

But now, as I ponder the literal implications of this particular dance genre, perhaps it was all for the best. 

Break dancing magic show with great disappearing act!

Whoops... awkward!

I think they were looking for "So you think you can break the floor with your face?"

and ended up in the wrong queue.

Either way... wtf!