Several reasons why Kim Jong-Il is The Man

This post is to commemorate the glorious nation of the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea launching a Dong into the sea.

This post is also to honour the great Generalissimo, the immortal, genius God-Emperor of Mankind, Kim Jong-Il.

Most people could be forgiven for thinking he's just another nutter with a Napoleon complex, a goofy haircut, bad suits and an unhealthy obsession with Cognac. But seriously, if someone can look like that and still command the fear, awe and total reverence of an entire nation of people, he must be doing something right.