Secret Santa

Merry Christmas Everybody...

Chad Vader and Obama Girl

Not very funny, but still

Batman gets Pwned

Tom Cruise Auditions for New Moon

Bet you didn't know this happened.



Help me, Protect you! Help me, Protect you!

Spidermen Fail

A lot of people, especially the parkour guys, model themselves after Spiderman. Here's what happens...



I can relate



Ouch


Can I have failz?

Beheading Videos

Death is in the air.

Anyway, awful shit happens fairly randomly to hapless folk all over the world.

You've got a home. You've got a bed. You've got your head attached to your neck.

Maybe its time to appreciate that a little more, and not sweat the small stuff.


I haven't actually watched these videos fully, because I didn't feel like watching a someone get his head lopped off, right after breakfast. I may watch it later. So be warned... the following videos could really ruin your day.

You could just read the video descriptions... and I think you'll get a pretty good idea.

Here goes.

The Goods.

500 Impressions in 2 Minutes

I thought this was really good



GORO DAIMON

I NEED A HANDJOB

Sometimes I love and hate America for the exact same reasons.



Don't you want a handjob too? (btw, it's a real product)

Don't Destroy the 80's - Stan Bush

Hello loyal readers! This is my new feature, called Don't Destroy the 80's, documenting some of the worst travesties in modern pop culture recycling.

Today, we're going to talk about...STAN BUSH!

Now, Stan Bush wrote and performed this awesome song for the original (and much better) Transformers movie, where the humans were where they were supposed to be, in the periphery. Its called, THE TOUCH!



Seriously, listening to that song makes me feel so POWERFUL and TOUCHY.

Anyway, just like how they've gone to UPDATE the transformers for our junk food generation, they saw fit to update Stan's song too... The embedding is disabled so you'll have to watch it here.

SERIOUSLY... LINKIN BUSH? STAN PARK? Leave a good song alone and keep chubby white rappers out of my childhood.

Geez.

Ray William Johnson

I didn't originally want to put up his shows on the blog, because he's basically doing what we're doing, but in a vlog format. But you know what, he's good for what he does...plus I like his style.



So if you want a good youtube show to subscribe to you can go look for Ray William Johnson... equals three.

New Moon Bashing!

More New Moon Spoofage



Well its not bashing but fun to watch anyway

The Muppets Go Online

Finally some frickin quality stuff on the web! I heart the muppets!





This is the most awesome thing in the world

Before you watch Twilight New Moon....

Let me summarize it for you...

Air Sex Championships

Because everyone needs to have sex...with something

Japan


USA


BTW, if the video player is cut off, double click on the video to watch the original on youtube

Nature Lover

Sorry, I was overseas for the last week...and decided to take 2 days off when I got back...haha!

Anyway, here's a cool way to save the world. Love nature.