Don't keep something you can't kill

This poor woman was attacked by a 200 pound chimpanzee that her boss kept as a pet. Now, I don't know about you, but I think its a good rule of thumb that if something grows to be bigger and stronger than you, you probably should send it to a zoo.

Though we all like to hear about the Lion that remembered his surrogate human parents, or the tigers raised by humans such and such stories of Joy and inter-species happiness... animals are wild by nature. It is their nature to hunt, fight and kill. Just because you put a gorilla in a suit doesn't mean you can reason with it when it tries to rip you a new one.

So please people, pet or no pet, just be careful.

This woman got her face crushed, and her hands ripped off. Apparently, the chimpanzee proceeded to eat parts her. Brrr.