Fat is Beautiful

Well, not always.



But then... neither is this



BAD BOOB PLACEMENT

Spiders demand 100 minute foreplay!

Damn these female spiders! What kind of example are they setting for women?



100 minutes of foreplay?!

Chinese Gymnasts Start Young

My heart is a little pained

The World's Biggest Boobs

Sorry, its in Italian



Anyways, like all internet celebs, she's even got her own revolting youtube channel, which I'm sure is another nail in the coffin for this rotting universe.

THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS

the guy can literally fuck himself!




I know it's good for to accept your flaws and all, but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE PART IN A WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS CONTEST??

it's like being the best at what you do... in OPPOSITE LAND

The future is now!

Soon I will pilot a giant machine robot and destroy everyone.



But first I need to get one of those!

Bad Husband! Bad Husband!

This post is dedicated to all those poor bastards who got caught in the act of cheating.



Pwned by Carrom Board!



The Springer knows!

And on the other side...



WTF

The greatest car commercial

Isn't your wife expecting you?

What wife?

The Shake weight

Probably the most useful exercise tool women will ever have



The SEX WEIGHT

Treadmill Bicycle

ARGGGHHHHH

Thought I'd stick to the Japanese theme for now.

Ahh... a true video to make you wonder WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

Japan is pervert wonderland p2

Air sex competitions. Contests to see who can mime having sex the most convincingly.



Wtf.

Literally.

Japan is Pervert Wonderland

I want to be a Japanese celebrity OMG

Monkey Noodles

Amazing Chimpanzee makes Udon (Japanese noodles)



Cool

Hairdresser gets Pissed

You give a hairdresser a little power, and you see what happens?



Ouch

Police Abuse...again

Well, even though I think there's just too much video footage out there these days, and every little stupid thing gets put up somewhere and becomes the biggest thing since RIS LOW (ARRGGHHHHH!), sometimes it does some good.

Like the times when a police officer beats up a special needs student...for not tucking in his shirt.



Well, I'm sure the kid wasn't completely blameless...he could have been verbally taunting or antagonizing the cop, who knows? But really the policeman should have been intelligent enough to know that "Huge white guy going ape shit on scrawny black special needs kid = PUBLIC RELATIONS NIGHTMARE"

Ah well at least he got caught. What do you guys think? Comment away!

The Desert Hoon

Maybe it's the heat and the sand that makes them do that.

Foot Fetish on Youtube

?????????????????



The type of Girl on Girl that doesn't turn men on...I think


WHATAFUHHH

Goodyear Tyre Commercial

Uh...Effective commercial?



By the way "Run On" tyres are Tyres that can still travel after being punctured.

Hokkien Jokes series

Sorry to alienate our completely Hokkien Illiterate friends, so here's a clip of pointless seduction to make up for it (sorry girls).



Seriously where is all the wind coming from? Damn you Cory Yuen for failing to suspend my disbelief!

Great Spy Gadgets

Some of my favorite scenes from Stephen Chow's From Beijing With Love

The Cock Kick King!

Another WTF Co-production! Enjoy!

He is the Potential Posterity Pulverizer.

He is the Cock Kick King.

Nyoki Nyoki ...Skipping Rope?

What the Fuuuuhh





I have no words arrghh

Massage Therapist for Models

Is this the worst job in the world?



Mmmmm