Behold ye multitudes, The Messiah

Ingredients

1 whole Son of God
1 scene Son of God on scooter
1 scene Son of God getting haircut
Many scenes Son of God kicking undead posterior
1 Ugly Neo
1 Fat Trinity
1 Jeep that can hold more people than most MPVs
1 clutch atheists
1 Shaolin temple escapee
1 Cup bile
1 sprig bad taste to garnish


Directions

1. Place above elements in hands of B-movie filmmakers
2. Combine ingredients in crack-fuelled frenzy and whisk vigorously till smooth
   
3. Place in a cool dark dumpster to fester for approximately two months
4. Turn once every few days to ensure even decomposition
   
5. Remove from dumpster and top evenly with bile
6. Sprinkle liberally with bad taste
7. Serves one theatre