The great Homeland, cradle of the master race, etcetera. Only true liberty and democracy could spew (literally) forth such gems.
Hobbies of the proletariat include random imbibing of syrup of ipecac. The net effect of which is to induce vomiting. Not just any vomiting mind you, projectile vomiting, like that kid from South Park. Yes people do this for fun in the beautiful country, do a search if you don't believe me.
Oh you can also abuse this stuff if you're bulimic, alot more convenient than stuffing your fingers down your throat. Are we taking notes yet?
The most amazing part about this stuff is not the fact people do this for fun, but that it makes your spew a solid stream. Wow.
How much is fat Steven Segal's dignity worth? About $1000. Pretty cheap, all things considered. It takes awhile but watch for the magic to start at around 2:05. There's a kicker right towards the end too. Remember, patience is a virtue.
Three girls downing food colouring-laced Ipecac. Shot in a graveyard for added "awesomement". Slightly better than the first one because the girls are not only easier on the eye but you can actually see the chunks. This could just be a case of personal preference. All depends if you like creamy or extra chunky.
Lastly, because everyone loves Family Guy. Note how similar the effects are to the real life examples above. Life imitating arse perhaps?
Saturday, February 28, 2009
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